Storytime

True stories about a bunch of idiots who somehow own a moderately successful brewery.

In our very first year of operation we got what we thought was our big break: an invitation to feature our beer on the Marylin Denis show. For those who might not know this show, it is a nationally televised talk show catered towards 58 year old women. With craft...

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Apparently you aren’t supposed to get drunk when you set up a tent at a beer show. We didn’t get the memo, and our first ever appearance at a legitimate Ontario event got, ahhhhhh, a little sloppy. We showed up with two clear goals: Spread the word that there’s a...

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A few years back we met a man name John, an importer in Michigan, who took an immediate liking to us. He was helping to coordinate getting our beer across the bridge to be sold on shelves across the state (this did happen for a short, relatively unsuccessful period but...

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